Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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