I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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