we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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