There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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