White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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