I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he puts the penis in happiness.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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