blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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