I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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