Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
