Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
please don't ironically join a cult
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