Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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