piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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