and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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