"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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