So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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