their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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