then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
