yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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