no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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