he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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