Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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