I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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