Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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