She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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