her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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