Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
