just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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