What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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