I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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