If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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