i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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