You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She's the barista slut.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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