girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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