I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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