can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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