Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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