yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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