im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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