They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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