If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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