playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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