He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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