he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he fucked my hip out of place.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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