They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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