weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There r osticjed everywhere
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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