When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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