So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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