For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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