yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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