what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
